RT @meganamram: Not to be crude but when trump is impeached there is going to be so much sucking and fucking in the streets
my name is chris, i Live in brooklyn, and I can almost definitely kick your ass in mario kart.
I Learned stuff from:
University of Notre Dame BA in Graphic Design
Chicago Portfolio School Focus in Art Direction
I've been a:
Short-lived standup comedian
Freak medical case
I can hold my own at:
Talking sports with the weird uncle
Making irreverent shirts for my friends' bachelor parties
Candyland (lifetime perfect record)
I Love me some:
Watermelon Sour Patch Kids
Refutably pretentious movies and music with irrefutably pretentious names
Lists. If it's on a list, I'm going to eat there, read it, see that, etc.