Turns out moving abroad doesn't help with the anxiety of our democracy being attacked from within. Maybe this will. https://t.co/Owk6BYG4YD
RT @daveweigel: If Trump doesn't watch out, key Republicans may pronounce his comments "disappointing" before donating to his re-elect and voting for him.
I've watched this 30 times in a row and I've never wanted to park a car more. https://t.co/7ByJawEdEI
Brian on #TheBachelorette is the kinda guy that wears Pumas.
my name is chris, i'm new to london, and I'm hoping my advertising career goes better than Rob from Catastrophe.
I Learned stuff from:
University of Notre Dame BA in Graphic Design
Chicago Portfolio School Focus in Art Direction
I've been a:
Short-lived standup comedian
2 Time Mario Kart Spring Classic Champion
I can hold my own at:
Talking sports with the weird uncle
Making irreverent shirts for friends' bachelor parties
Candyland (lifetime perfect record)
I Love me some:
Watermelon Sour Patch Kids
Movies I don't quite understand
Lists. I'm a real sucker for things on lists