RT @brianklaas: If liberals got out of their coastal elite bubbles they might realize REAL AMERICANS are crying out for tax cuts for real estate barons.
Headline due any second about Bannon losing his spot because he didn't want to intervene on Syria?
“I’m not a big drinker.” “Don’t you watch the news?”
my name is chris, i Live in brooklyn, and I can almost definitely kick your ass in mario kart.
I Learned stuff from:
University of Notre Dame BA in Graphic Design
Chicago Portfolio School Focus in Art Direction
I've been a:
Short-lived standup comedian
Trophy winning mathlete
Freak medical case
I can hold my own at:
Talking sports with the weird uncle
Making irreverent shirts for my friends' bachelor parties
Candyland (lifetime perfect record)
I Love me some:
Watermelon Sour Patch Kids
Bands and movies with dumb names like DIIV and Dogtooth
Lists. If it's on a list, I'm going to eat there, read it, see that, etc.