.@HSBC_UK I'd rather have my identity stolen than crack the 14 codes you force upon me every time I want to buy something stupid online.
RT @JenAshleyWright: If you’re a democrat, please get out and vote. If you’re a republican, thoughts and prayers are sufficient.
even the homeless people here are bilingual 😕
my name is chris, i'm new to london, and I'm hoping my advertising career goes better than Rob from Catastrophe.
I Learned stuff from:
University of Notre Dame BA in Graphic Design
Chicago Portfolio School Focus in Art Direction
I've been a:
Short-lived standup comedian
2 Time Mario Kart Spring Classic Champion
I can hold my own at:
Talking sports with the weird uncle
Making irreverent shirts for friends' bachelor parties
Candyland (lifetime perfect record)
I Love me some:
Watermelon Sour Patch Kids
Movies I don't quite understand
Lists. I'm a real sucker for things on lists