RT @Mikel_Jollett: It's become clear that if democracy means racial and gender equality then Republicans simply don't want democracy.
The camera really does put on 10 pounds of pure muscle, amirite? https://t.co/cCV8kayHww
Sitcom idea: while filming a #bachelorette type show, a murder is committed and the show has to pivot to a true crime whodunnit.
*sneezes* "More like five/fifths amirite"
RT @TopherSpiro: INTEL: Several GOP Senators have privately said this recess is the test - if they get blowback at home, they'll tell McConnell it's over.
my name is chris, i'm new to london, and I'm hoping my advertising career goes better than Rob from Catastrophe.
I Learned stuff from:
University of Notre Dame BA in Graphic Design
Chicago Portfolio School Focus in Art Direction
I've been a:
Short-lived standup comedian
2 Time Mario Kart Spring Classic Champion
I can hold my own at:
Talking sports with the weird uncle
Making irreverent shirts for friends' bachelor parties
Candyland (lifetime perfect record)
I Love me some:
Watermelon Sour Patch Kids
Movies I don't quite understand
Lists. I'm a real sucker for things on lists