Departing from the Steely Dan gate https://t.co/MqZOxEoz3P
In my emotional retrospective of 2017, I realized I have learned the true meaning of “go fuck yourself.”
I was never a Dax fan to begin with, but all this #CHIP'S blowback seems excessive.
my anxiety is so bad I finished a bottle of bitters the same year I bought it.
Top Gear is just Duck Dynasty for British people.
my name is chris, i'm new to london, and I'm hoping my advertising career goes better than Rob from Catastrophe.
I Learned stuff from:
University of Notre Dame BA in Graphic Design
Chicago Portfolio School Focus in Art Direction
I've been a:
Short-lived standup comedian
2 Time Mario Kart Spring Classic Champion
I can hold my own at:
Talking sports with the weird uncle
Making irreverent shirts for friends' bachelor parties
Candyland (lifetime perfect record)
I Love me some:
Watermelon Sour Patch Kids
Movies I don't quite understand
Lists. I'm a real sucker for things on lists