my name is chris, i'm new to london, and I'm hoping my advertising career goes better than Rob from Catastrophe.

I Learned stuff from:

University of Notre Dame BA in Graphic Design

Chicago Portfolio School Focus in Art Direction

I've been a:

Short-lived standup comedian

Award-winning mathlete

2 Time Mario Kart Spring Classic Champion


I can hold my own at:

Talking sports with the weird uncle

Making irreverent shirts for friends' bachelor parties

Candyland (lifetime perfect record)


I Love me some:

Watermelon Sour Patch Kids

Movies I don't quite understand

Lists. I'm a real sucker for things on lists